Elevate your mischief to elite status with the Certified Purveyor of Premium Grade Jackassery t-shirt. Designed for the people who don’t just bring the jokes—they are the joke (with style), this funny unisex tee is the perfect blend of sass, sarcasm, and certified nonsense.

The bold, badge-style typography gives it a vintage-meets-modern vibe, making it perfect for parties, office antics, or any day you want to bring some high-level heckling to the room. Comfortable, soft, and just the right amount of stretch—it’s the ultimate sarcastic gift shirt for the class clown or resident smartass in your life.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This premium humor tee is printed on demand—because legends of jackassery deserve tailored attention and ethically made mischief.