Claim your title loud and proud with the Certified in Buffoonery, Mayhem, and the Art of Not Caring t-shirt — made for the masters of mischief, sarcasm, and unbothered vibes. This funny unisex tee is perfect for anyone who thrives in chaos and keeps things light. .

Bold, colorful text and a playful jester design make this sarcastic quote shirt a conversation starter and a mood in itself. It’s soft, lightweight, and has the right stretch for daily wear—whether running errands, wreaking havoc, or chilling without a care.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This witty chaos-lover tee is made just for you when you order, reducing overproduction and celebrating sustainable fashion, because caring less never looked so good.