Brace yourself—this one’s not for the faint of heart. The Foolery Fruckery & Full Throttle Chaos t-shirt is the unofficial uniform of those who thrive on unpredictability and keep the nonsense running at max capacity.

With bold, distressed typography and a no-holds-barred message, this funny chaos tee is perfect for the person who shows up late, brings the drama, and somehow makes it all worth it. Whether you're the instigator or the poor soul documenting the madness, this shirt keeps your vibe loud and clear.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Made to order—because true fruckery-fueled chaos deserves a custom fit.